| CANDACE |
[Sep. 30th, 2006|02:56 pm] |
LOOK>>>>>>>>>>>IM AT WORKKKKKKK
ALONEEEE
SEE IF THIS WORKS.
goodness i havent been on here in ages
<3hi |
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| C-dot. Desire Hoe. and The Pimpsssss |
[Apr. 2nd, 2006|10:23 pm] |
thursday....got together w/ kelci and peeps..good times.
friday Rummed it up...candace made out with a hot boi
SATURDAY
DESIRE
DRUNK
MIKE AND TYSON *sighs*
ME FALLIN DOWN STAIRS ALONE!!
PEEIN ON THE THIRD FLOOR GO tEE MAN
PEEIN ON THE 2ND FLOOR GO MIKE
ohh man...
Holding hands with carmen walkin past the bois
can ne1 say sandwich ..with the Tee man
me and candace dancing with this random boi lOL
GUM IN CANDACES HAIR...C DOT WITH A STUB
all in all gooood desire nite..gooood dance time...gooood DRUNKEN TIMES>
JUST A GREAT WEEKEND!!!
oH and the nice walk...at 6 am sittin in sum1s yard drunk..well candace more then i..and then the weekend finisher..PERKINS<3
ohhh and i LOVE richey and Kelci who are now tacos...the second generations! lol ohh mann
oh yea and i saw my boss at Desire WEIRD !!! i bought him a shot what a nice employeee...
OH ONE LAST THING>..
I HEART U DAN AND I WILL MISS U AT WORK *heartBroken* |
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[Mar. 26th, 2006|10:39 pm] |
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~immm sooo done w/ boyz
ive given up...the same thing always happens so why even bother.
boys are allll little effen babies and complain...or just want one thing
hate is the word i use fer boys.
i used to say except Justin..but HA HA HA HA ..hes now like all the other ones.
assss hole...he was perfect...UGH i dont even wanna talk about him rite now.
newho ..i went out with corey and adrian..and the more i looked at them and talked to them the more i relized why i hate them soo much.
corey on one hand..well all of u that no me no what happened with that....and well adrian..hes just a good friend but he can be a effen ass sumtimes."some girl" ahh u ass wipe ..*sighs* lol
then theres Lennon....why does this women even bother......
says one thing does another???? dont get me wrong i could and have hung out w/ lennon alll day and nite fer that matter hes super fun and we could just sit there and ya no not really do nething...and still have a good time.but whyyy did shit have to happen between us...welll my emotions he no's what he feels. UGHH
newhooo
Then theres the infamous...MIKE!!!
where to even begin...i just cant...he has no beggininng and really no end.
its just *sighs* lol...but im soo done w/ him...of course i miss Our weekend adventures and all but i dont miss the way i felt..if ya no what i mean...
newhoooo gOOOdd EFFEN TIMES though .
so yea all in all boys are dumb and a big waste..cept the gay ones gottta love love those.
so yea...no bar this weekend...my weekend is summed up into
the YMCA...lounging...MSN...sum shooping then YMCA...then freddy got fingers..OH yea and cant ferget about Moxies*heart* and then today went out with tha boys and alia....and soo all in all relaxed weekend and Yet im still tired:| ohh well
g2g peace love and ur momma |
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[Mar. 20th, 2006|01:31 pm] |
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Long time noooo LJ!! BUT neewhoo. i got my hair cut on saturday UGHH LOL...
newho i then went on to go to Lennons house which i was supposed to call first and well he was supposed to be there..and well the phone was busy so i thought meh ill just go..SOOOOOOOO i arrive and knock on the door..and to my greatest luck nothing..so i call and its finally not busy and well no1 answered...soo i go round back..and see if Lennon is there and well hes not....SOOOOOO i go back to the front door. knock once more then go WHAT THE HECK im goin to see if its open...it was..and i walked in...WELLLLLPPL LONG STORY SHORT!..
i go in Lennon is not there...but i thought he was...and i heard a shower so i went downstairs..and well it was his GRANDMA in the shower..which i thought was lennon NOPEEEEEE...she tells me hes not him as im standing there awkwardly..i run upstairs..and stand at the door awe struck and BAM lennon walks in and he looks at me and im like OMGG LENNON lets leave rite now..and yea soo i was embarassed..newho we went on to have a WONDERFULL ASSSS DAY!! we went to the forks had ice cream looked at Antiques (sp?) which was HIS favorite part HA not newho..and we walked around outside..and it was ohh soo gorgeous..then we went to KP park..and walked around there to..and yeaa it was just great *heartbeats* LOL.
soooo after that i dropped him off at home after one of our 6 hour famous car talks...so i leave and he calls...and goes on to tellin me no1 home...so hes bored im ya noo doin nothin SOOO I GO BACK LOLLOL..and we hang out till about 9 oclock at nite:) soooo good! and then THE DANCING FUN BEGINS!!!
i head to candaces andd we TRY TO get a good buzz before we go...but it didnt really work i was soo tired i just wanted to Flop ..but that wasnt goin to happen..soo the tacos head to the one and only DESIRE.....
NEver have I ever had soo much fun there... i had a nice BUzzzz goin...had a few drinks and we just went NUTS!!! we danced soo hardcoree..with all these Gayyyy guyss it was AMAZINGGGG!! all in all GOOD nite..Bird and patches were there and i hate them!!
and me and candace got into A HUGE fight at the end..but now its all good.
WICKED TIME AT TEH DESIRE WICKED TIME WITH LENNON.
good weekend ..
this was a lame lJ..
lol
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[Mar. 11th, 2006|08:28 pm] |
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| | are u happy now..Michelle Branch | ] |
ME yesturday= THE only one hammered outta all the Tacos LOL
it was wonderful. i was drunk and i didnt care where i was or who i was with..even if i was by myself.....
i had a good time.....sum rough spots came about nearing the end of the nite..and well..i worked them all out by tippin over an ice cross:O and punchin pretty much nething i could LOL.
Lennon was at the bar..and that messed me up HARD CORE:| ugh.
it makes me sad just to think about it...
RUM is SOOO effen Different when u are DRUNK wow. ive never really experienced it like that WOW..my bar tender got me a nice little drunk * i heart you*
candace plus Manda and Moi need to be Drunk there all together OK?
RIP ..
mike and Tyson..
LOL they are not dead they are just deleted...
*sigh* that makes me sad...
it was our life..well weekend lifes. then we would laugh after and LOL think we are the shit LMFAOOOO
and all we get is Kilarney Stout..(sp?)
HAHAHAHHA...I still like the TEE man but he prob is mad and bittter rite now..
maybe he needs space I HOPE THAT FAT CHEEKED German is SAD and heartBroken..
SEE once u go inuit u HAVE TO continue IT U WILL NEVER BE THE SAME LOL
wow.
im tired..im not just tired as in i need sleep..im just tired in general...
about everything..nothin is working out..at all.
im tired of waiting...or looking..im goin to stop..that as of RITE NOW..
i will give up...then when it comes along .it better be good..
U NO what im talkin about Taco..*sigh*
yea well...i have to go ..
im thirsty
hate anger and MADDNESS
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[Mar. 5th, 2006|05:08 pm] |
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So this weekend..was a weird one..LOL the Desire Socail was SOO BUNK all of 15 to 20 ppl were here hahahahahahaha but we (the tacos) were sooo wasted...
we werent goin to drink..then we're like well lets get a mickey lol of Vodka and drink that ..we had about 1/2 an hour to drink it..cuz the T man was coming to get us..so i had a shot of Bohls or w.e and *gross* u can only drink that when u are already drunk and cant Taste LOL ...newho so we broke out the Vodka..and me and candace finished off a Mickey.well theres liek a shot left LOL so we have about two three drinks each..then i fill our davern bottles with vodka and OJ and we drank it in Tysons car i was done mine by the time we got there....as was amanda and candace just chugged hers. SO ALL IN ALL
WE WERE HAMMMMERED..so we got there i went to get a drink ..didnt even talk to Mike:| ...then finally we did and us tacos met the Brother Of mike..Jeff WHAT A HUNK..we are all in LOVE!! hahahah gooods times. SO u gander at candace and she has her Drunk Face on and GUESS WHAT>>me and candace danced WE were the only ones In the hole bar dancing HAMMMMERED!!!! it was Great..Kelly Clarkson haha
mann good times. We met lotsa ppl to..cuz there wasnt that many so we pretty much talked to them all. it was good.
the bouncer Anthony called us HOOTERS ASS AND TACO..hahaha it was great. he always looked down my shirt he was a cutie and he was hammered and he wanted us to come party w/ him after haha i would yell to him that i loved him and Miss Drunk candace would yell UR FAT AND UGLY LOL and then wipe down tysons and go UR HOTTTT LOL hahahahah.
A boi named sunshine Grabbed my boobs HE was soo gay so it was all good.
and then this man that said his name was amanda Love my boobs to :S and hes like "they call me Wizard" hahahaha loser. AND OHH JEFFFFFFF mikes brother.
wow why didnt we meat him and his friends instead of bird and Patches...we wouldnt have to deal w/ corn on the Cob..well i dont have to ahah;) good times. hammered time. we could have been hammered liek that at RUm ohh well it was Great!!! then we alll LEFT TOGETHER *COUGHS*.....
i had a good sleep....in a nice comfy bed....hahahahah LOL.
*throws Chunk of ice at Window*
fuck mann ....mannn shitty deals w/ that AH? haha
hows the love handles lol lol ...
INNER THIGH PAIN!!!gotta love that
SATURDAY rolls around me and the Dink go comp shoppin and they ppl at the place LOVED Us they all new we were hung over..lol and the lady offered us RUm balls and it made me laugh and candace ate one lol well i think she did..she mite have hid it LOL...so we then went back to her house and dropped her new sexy comp at her house and then we went to PERKINS OHH YUMMMM....
it was mister adrians B day..so that nite we went To TYC and oh yea WELCOME CANDACE INTO THE 21st century..SHE HAS A CELLL PHONE!! newho.
so we went to TYC and it was packed and hot hot hot guys. and adrian got hammered and it was good. i danced sorta LOL..and yea *sigh*..Adrian cant member nethin and it makes me laugh.
yea i dont really no what else to rite so ill ttyall later.
peace
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[Feb. 26th, 2006|01:20 pm] |
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SO last nite was Desire..I WAS soooo F-enn Pumped about Techno....and GUESS WHAT..there was none..NONE AT ALL. for fucks sakes we wanna hear "bar music" we could have went to TYC....
So we drank got lotsa money out to get drunk the bar tenders screwed up TWICE and that made me maddd. he opened to Sminorrroff lol(sp?) fer candace when she wanted vodka and orange..and when i went to take a shot i made a 4 with my fingers meaning HOW MUCH so the fuckin guy pOURS 4 shots I WAS LIKE NOO JUST ONE>..and then he charged me 50 cents more im pretty sure..cuz the other guy only made me pay 4..ASS HOLE newho ..
we saw the stripper that wall fucked candace and i was trying to get his attention and then i noticed he was fighting with sum girl and then she walked away and another guy went up to him and smashed a class cup on his face..and then they fought..OH entertainment hahaha...candace was scared she Clung to me LOL...it was intense...then yea...i dunno. so we danced...and drank..and the Bouncer made us Buy social TIckets...that are 10 bucks each but he bargened us into 3 fer 10 muahhahahahaha...so yea...who nos about that though...newho.
then we were bored..and it wasnt all that fun but...the best part was the tranny dance and sing Sesh...NICER BODY THEN US AND IT WAS A MAN....i mite say it was a hott dance lol hahah..and yea..so we get our coats...get a cab to M and T's but we had to wait at the Green Brier fer a bit and met lotsa drunk guys and got invited to party with one..UM NO lol. "DEATHHHH" hahahahah i almost peeed lol. goooood times...so we get picked up by the boys and go back to cands to get changed well i did lol..sooo glad i did to. and yea got sum booze...then went to there house and drank and ate sum Mcdonalds...haha didnt taste like NOTHIN AT ALL..so yea..hummm what to say next..me and mike played who wants to be a millionare..fer fuck sakes hes OBESESSED ..lol i helped with sum questions...(it was on T mans cell so) lol newho..humm *nods* yea no idea what to say.
hahahahahahhahahahahhahaha OMG LOL LMFAO....Peed in a Discreet Place;) LOL WOW.shhhhhhhhh
sum up the nite...
"bite caboodle"
"CORN ON THE COB" shitty deals.
"OH JESSICA" FOR FUCK SAKES. hahahahhahah
i cuddled with a cat i now heart cats..
yea man cant really say much more then that. cuz ya no...i really dont no how.
hahahahaha wow.
fuckman LOL.....OH yea and.
"looks like consentrated OJ without WATER" lol
"lepord print;)"
"its dry" hahahahhah well sorta hahahah
...having sum problems there buddy.....tooo badd......i would feel stuppid..and embarassed!!!
haha well thats it folks im goin to shower..love peace and Never Buy Bohls GREEN LOL MELON!! |
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[Feb. 22nd, 2006|08:16 pm] |
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umm whats the point of this ..im bored.
(x) been drunk..yupperssssss
(x) kissed a member of the same sex...a peak yes thats it niggs.
( ) crashed a friend's car
( ) been to Japan
(x) ridden in a taxi..Yea whille candace mumbled and i would laugh..TIFFANY
(x) been in love
(x) been dumped.
(x) shoplifted
( ) been fired
(x) been in a fist fight
(x) snuck out
( ) ever had a crush on someone of the same sex
( ) ever dated someone of the same sex
(x) had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back
( ) been arrested
(x) made out with a stranger..so many times it hurts whooops
(x) stole something from your job....ohh no i ate sum bacon
( ) celebrated New Years in Time Square
( ) gone on a blind date
(x) lied to a friend
(x) had a crush on a teacher
( ) celebrated mardi-gras in new Orleans
( ) been to Europe
(x) skipped school
( ) slept with a co-worker
( ) cut myself on purpose
( ) been married
( ) gotten divorced
( ) had children
(x) seen someone die..Sortaaaa
( ) been to Africa
(x) Slapped someone you love
( ) Driven over 400 miles to attend a show/festival
(x) Been to Canada
( ) Been to Mexico
(x) Been on a plane
( ) Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show...i see them everyweekend at desire LOL
( ) Thrown up in a bar
(x) Purposely set a part of myself on fire.
(x) Eaten Sushi
(x) Been snowboarding..well i RAN down the hill and went up the life haah
(x) Met someone in person from the internet..yummm sorta no ..
( ) Been moshing at a concert
( ) had real feelings for someone you knew only online.
( ) been pregnant or got someone pregnant..all the time
( ) lost a child
( ) gone to college
( ) graduated college
(xxx) had sexual intercourse that is XXX rated haahah jk;)
( ) tried killing yourself
(x) taken painkillers
(x) intentionally burned oneself ....yummmriteee
(x) love someone or miss someone right now
(x) went to a prom...grad?
( ) Bungee jumped
(x) have been to a pop concert..BSB ALL THE WAY
( ) have dated someone for a year or more...hahah ohh yea
( ) sold naked pictures of yourself...candace has a few;)
(x) been in a car accident
(x) Slept in the nude..CAMP ARNES whoooop
(x) eaten cheesecake
( ) had jury duty
(x) hated someone without knowing them.
( ) been to Maine
( ) shot a real gun
( ) had sex with someone within a week of meeting them..nah thats P and Bs job
(x) made out with someone within 5 days of meeting them..how about 5 mins?
( ) done ecstasy
( ) gotten my ass kicked
( ) been caught smoking
(x) milked a cow
(x) got in a verbal fight
( ) cheated on someone
(x) lied one time in this survey
( ) Threw a party at a friends house when they were gone
(x) Done something w/ a friends bf/gf...ummmm well..not really so so
( ) Done something w/ a bf/gf's sibling
(x) Committed a major crime..THATS LOVING U BABY HAHAHA
(x) Dated someone older than you are..how about 26 hahahahahah
( ) Gotten in trouble w/ the cops..nahhh
(x) ran away..down teh hall way with my blanket ahaha
(x) Ever given someone a hicky,..ohh man
(x) Ever gotten a hicky..ummm eww Shawn ne1?
(x) Ever got super drunk...hahahahah good times
( ) Went skinny dipping
(x) Lied about where you're going
( ) Ever lied about your age..umm no but ppl think i doo.im 14 COME ON
(x) Ever been pantsed
( ) Had mono? .....wh0o nos what disease i have:|
( ) Beer bonged |
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[Feb. 20th, 2006|08:12 pm] |
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Jes...TacoTacoTaco..yup thats us I'd really love to break your heart....LMAO,Oh Candace.FuCK PHIL says:
LMFAO look at candaces EYES
... jezUs* im too old for this shit ... <3 says:
bahahahahaha
... jezUs* im too old for this shit ... <3 says:
look at your eyes toooooooooooo
... jezUs* im too old for this shit ... <3 says:
you two are crazy
... jezUs* im too old for this shit ... <3 says:
NOT ME
this is a convo me and muh friend Kelci had about crazyness...and there is this pic of me and candace that is soo fucked upp. and it made me think of all the fucked up shit me and candace (there has been others but ya no) have done in the past year..and maybe a half... wow.
GGH...WOW...sum messsed upp times with that...me grabbing ur boob and screaming WOW..mann i miss those days when we were 17.,well i was and we didnt really do nethin but find messed up places to go to...like the "KKK tree" mann that was messed up BUT by far a gooooood time. haha man.
Humm what else....EGGING holy hannah bananna...the steak LOL hittin that girls white shirt wow..haaha and the egg bouncing off that fat mans belly wow...us hittin that hobo...and him just not even relizing it and we go running back to get it. FUCK mann good times.
Now that we are 18 ...we've had sum more mature well sorta mature..but sum fuckin wicked asss times. holy shit where to start....My 18th b day was oook..Until it was me and candace...dRUNK on stage fer a half hour...wow...then we had a competition (sp?) to see who would get to make out with that guy lol so we licked his neck and candace and him made out. then tanya made out with a lurk..then i kissed him WOW..good times.
HUmm....then New years....hahahahahahaahahah 3 guys and me and candace . the wizard. the baldy. and the boi wearing a hat...oH and Big tounge..hahahah lets just say...we kissed 2 outta the four guys..one after another(pokes eyelid and pulls hair)..then almost got beaten up hahah best timeee haahaaahaha
then comes our desire boys hahaha...<3Bird and Patches. What good times great times!!!! just fuckin great.
wow. Desire was amazing....i heart it ..we have had sum messed up times with P n' B...i cant even begin to describe..."just poop candace just do it" LOL and just laughing fer no reason..well LOL "shut up beetle Juice" OMG hahah never agian will i look at him the same and not think about beetle juice LOL wow.
what messsed up times ah candace..what adventures......what FUN ...Sleepness weekends...SORE NECKS candace...Killarney Stout....OH yea and cant ferget about the strippers. and candace gettin banged against the wall by a Rock look alike. wow. TACO TACO TACO ..love U all...<3 FUCKKKKKK mannnnn.
i leave u with the Tacos..in action and sum good times.
 the three tacos.(heart)
 Just Lookin at that made me laugh holy shit lOL
 LOL my chin....hahahahahahhaha
 Drunk times in the bathroom..whos nos what candace is doin
 that would be a "dancer" at Desire...sums up good times
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WOW hahah good live journal.....
*Heart.Love.~
Jessica Taco
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[Feb. 19th, 2006|07:04 pm] |
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Welll...here is muh weekend.
Friday..Rum Jungle w. the candinkkers. and we just hung out took sum pictures and yadayada. Lennon was there ohhhh Lennon.. i miss that boi alot.. ohh well yea lotsa ppl were there though it was all good. then we left the bar early and went to P and B's at like 1am...it was ok..kinda boring i dont member what happened..what did ..ummm...nothing...now its going to bug me OH yea we listened to music. and haha yeaa i member;) newho then i went on my way home.. iwas supposed to be home at what...1 to 2 am...got home at 4...thats what we call a rebel ladies and gents.
newho on with the next day. lotsa running around and such ..got my pictures developed. and yea ..eventually we hit TYCC....at about 11 which is weird but yea so we got in fine..had sun drinks..it wasnt that fun..i didnt see cand too much. :( but thats ok...we got the stories after the bar..well I member
hahahha. wow. soo candace = drunk and me = buzzing .
it was all good. taxi dropped us off at T's and M to the I to the k to the e's place and hung out there ..To summ Up that Adventure..
"tyson....tyson..TYSON..come here..URR HOTTT"
" u have a niceee butt" *sticks it out and slapps it*
"shhhhhh(as u whip down his face)"
*sum Humpin action..WOW BEST ONE
*sticks out tounge...as u do the same..* im not goin to cont. w/ that 1 ;)
"STUPID MOTHER NATURE" hahahahahahah "will u just change it fer me plzzz"
*flops on couch and passes out
Me being bored
- 6 am rolls around...**THUD**...**CRASH CLANK**
I look over theres little candace passed out on the floor in the weirdest postion with her feet on the coffee table and beer bottles and glasses everywhere..Miss Jessica beth got to clean that up:)
needless to say I got noo sleep ..candace would make nosies and i would get worried...so i lay there gettin madd and bored and fuck man i was thirsty.
"wheres my hat" candace frum the corner *giggles* hahaahahaah
"ur fuckin gum is everywhere" Me.."soo thats where it went." LMFAO
all over the bed and on mikes hands LOL i kept wakin up chewing it to meanwhile its stuck to every part of mikes body hahahahahah fackk mann.
mike starts the "ferrari"(sp?) haha and me and still drunk candace go home.
8 30 am we arrive home...all in all good Tee and Beetle Adventure lol
did i miss nethin Candace...(FUCk who now candace hahahah *spits*)
wow.
hahahaahah
mannn
this adventure aint over....CB's fer life..well not fer life but ya
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[Feb. 13th, 2006|10:36 pm] |
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Zee weekend of relaxation...vell vell vere to start..ok enough of that
newho. Friday...ummmm went to the movies ..fer the first time in a while i wasnt at a bar. and i was feelin much better .. but candink and i saw Final Destination 3..it was ok ok . then we went and checked out the new and improved GREEN BRIER..hahah good times so that didnt last long. so yea then we headed to her house. and umm i dont really member after that. newho saturday rolls around and i went fer breakfast with mom and grandma then i called up alia and i went to her house with adrian and we died muh hair..its sooo dark..newho then i went home and was packed and was headed to candaces ...so i went and picked her up frum work..and we went to her house where we meat amanda and we went to the Green Brier again and saw "battle of the bands" lol what good times ...that gurl turned and looked at us what 10 time ..but thats counting haha ohh mannn newho we then left got candace fuckin Mcdonalds...Wow was that an experience. Bah Bah black sheep have u any wool no sir i dont have a bag Full LMFAO thats what she sung..."i bid u adue" (sp?) LOL wow
so amanda had to go at 12 so me and candace went to desire where LOw and Behold ...Beetle Juice and Birdy,,,it was my friend Liams B day*coughs* newho so yea met the infamous Microwave tuna.."look its tuna..eww tuna" we should have beat her up LOL. ahahh good times so yea we hung out .. the went back to there place where we FINALLY drank Kilarny stout..or as drunken MikeL would say KILLARNY SNOUT NE1..."excuse me cheese burgeer burp" hahahhahahahahaha ohh mannn ..if u would like to no what kinda ppl we hang out with go to
www.google.com and search ..Rick the Temp and Beetle juice ..LOL there u willl see the adventures we have wow LMAO
so newho.. everyone is passed out at Ty's but moi so im roamin around and tossin this flash light and it goes FLYING outta my hand and it crashes into who nos what Candaces Pops up all weerie eyed thinkin it was her FOOT lol and then we spoon LOL SOOO StiCKY And HOT LOL *drools on my shirt* newho so we left in the heat of the morn'
teh next day we wake up and go to b-fast w/ Tanya and us 2 tacho then we shope fer hens b day present then we are sooo bored on a Sunday we go see another movie..WHEN A staranger calls...SHITTTY haha i screamed ONCE but it was funny..ne who so yes..that was my weekend IT was alittle more complex then that well sorta but yea thats the Just of it soooo yeaaa
oh and
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HEN MY NUMBER ONE DAD aww :)
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[Feb. 9th, 2006|10:33 am] |
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Come one come all and well Kill me and my "inflammed" throat..yet again Jessica Beth is sick..WHY..who no's.. HoW ...i dont really wanna no...when...yesturday...Who..well me dummy im the sick one. WHat...sum kinda infection that needs more then penicillian ...sooo KILL ME OK.
that was weird ..LOL it made me laugh newho. i smell cheerioss if thats how u spell it OMG headACHEEEEE.....Tummy ache FRUM hunger..OMG i want Pizzaa..i would love whoever if they brought me summ...which they wont so f u alll moFos...well Justannn Probably would lol awww OMG im tired.....this is such a random Lj....meh .well lets move one with things. I hate my work hatehatehate..need to get out noww. maybe a Bag Factory ..>LOL wow,nahh. I bet they dont belive me that im sick again ...well Docters note here i come...bitches...im glad deryk answered the phone he likes me and understands and if kelly would have answered and he not belive me HA..my throat would have hurt alot more cuz i would yell and scream and Cry LOL.....lOL.
so yesturday i saw Family Stone with my Tacos. LOL. I laughed soo loud at sum parts. LOL im a iidiot...my throat got worse and worse threwout the nite...newho. it was a ok movie...alittle weird and sum things leave u thinkin WTF was that lol. so yea..then me and candace went to her house and made videos singing to eminem...hahah we were soo gangta and we would pretend to drink vodka and we wore her brothers hat and candace wore a Beanie LOL *pictures coming soon* so yea it was fun...soo tired......the T3 helped I love those things..i bettttter not have MONO....LOL its just one BIG circle LOL.......ahhh
Changes Subject...im listening to Pump It by BEP and it makes me think of the gay guy dancing at Desire ....he was such a hot dancerrrr i duunnoo..do u ever get those ppl that u just cant stop staring at LOL well thats what he was...just one of those ppl that are in there own world and u watch them and they Put there hand to there ear to "hear the crowd" LOL thats what he did ..and he would point out to the crowd LOL..those of u that have been there will understand LOL he was on the stage thing..newho he was cute and later on i told him that he was a hott dancer and hes liek "OMGGG thank U" LOL
newho. yea .i had a good weekend...
whats with guys these days HUH...sooo gay..all they want is sex Or FRIENDSHIPPP fu allllll....hahahaaha such a wasteeeee....like why try when u no its not goin to workk...WHY tell me...we still do dont we...there is always a hope that Maybe they like u or maybe hes goin to be different then the others...in the end...nope they are either perverts...taken...or just want to be Fuck buddies...or gay...yuppp guys are dumb... i wonder why i waste my time with sum ppl...ya no. (i no u no what im talkin about) COME on now...Now dont get me wrong there are lotsa goood guys out there...but yaa noo ppl arent u who think they are...sum guys are such babies and cant even talk nice to u ...like grow up and appreciate what u have...sum guys dont no how to do that...or sum guys are happily married but decide its about time to ya no cheat on his wife ..with an 18yr old...WHAT KINDA guy is that...thats like soo a movie. i wonder what Guys think about us. and we always no what they are after always..i was talkin to a guy yesturday on the Tele and he no's we are not stupid...and we no when a guy is out fer one thing and one thing only..my gawd this feeels soo good to talk about mann.
humm what else about guys... that i havent already said...
Sum girls just have sex with guys cuz they are empty and alone and dont no what to do ..soo sad...never ever goin to be mee ever. and if i ever become that low...shot me in the face.. no but seriously...like this one girl i no...had sex with this guy...just on the weekends...and then they dont talk on the weekdays..well maybe they do but ya never no..newho.. then she will call his friend and be like Ill fuck u if u give me a ride home blah blah...why dont u just call and say hello my name is STD and lets have Sex...Seriously. thats all u are...i cant imagine what goes threw ppls heads like that..that their life has come to that...soo sad..u just wanna help them but cant.. ITs girls liek U that take guys away..cuz all they think about is sex and when they no they are goin to get it frum u ..and not frum a nice girl that comes frum a CLEAN home..and is not STD ridden...they go to sluts like u...like whooo does that...
Fuck U ...man girls are almost just as bad a guys..really now ppl..time to open ur eyes and think about life...and relize sex....is nothin NOTHIN AT ALL...
Kissing...Nothin at all...friendship..the best thing u can have really ...surround urself with good ppl...take a nite off of calling and text messaging...and close ur damn legs..and hang out with Normal ppl that dont have sex fer fun. ...like when i go to the bar with muh friends.. we have suchhh a blast we dont even really drink either...we just hang out ...sooo funn...and then everyone critizes u fer goin to the bar everyweekend..Shut the fuck up u no jack shit about me..and what i do at the bar and if i drive or not.and even i have the money to drink...dont be madd cuz i no how to have fun..without drinkin and sex and drugs...Plain Ole Jane Fun....no1 gets it.
ur allll dumb.
soo happy i have good friends that would slap my face and tell me to look at my life if i became another STD slut. that will give it to neone and neThing..Grosss...this is such a personal Lj....i love it..i hope u all read it and sit back and think..what am i doin with my life...Dont get me wrong I do that sumtimes...i do..then im just happy i have a roof over my head. a mom that loves me and friends that care about me...u can do anythin with ur life if u put ur mind to it..be who u are not who sum1 else wants u to be..or do what they do just so u can fit in...not coool...
so wow...i want u all to read this..and comment...ya no. yea.
and there u have it...
im not sayin im perfect...or that i havent done shit that i regret...I sure have...thats not how i want to be..i dont wanna have regrets..or wake up in the morning in a strange place and wonder WHAT DID I JUST DO. nope not me..
i wonder if im contradicking myself...hope not.
Peace Love...NO GLOVE NO LOVE lol
Me.Suspect Numero UNO LOL |
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| I like em Crusty...stupid Hoe. |
[Feb. 5th, 2006|05:32 pm] |
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All around Great weeeeekend....
cant.really.talk.about.it. but it was awesome.
we went to Rum Friday. that was ok. saw my bar tender "cupped a feel" hes hott. and yea then we hung out..
"your good at this" .."you are to"
Oh Jessica Oh Jessica LOL LOL WOW.
i saw a girl on the weekend that had nipples that looked like she was frum national geographics. (sp?) dont ask how...it was pretty hott though LOL JK
u no what song i have grown to love. Hallelujah. ..well u would love it to if u heard it 6 times over.
have u ever had those coolers frum a beer vender....WELL DONT.
ME and candace got little to NO sleep. but gooood memories.
"he lookes like an earth WORM" OMG AHAHAHAHAHH LOL HE sooo did to.
and that "stephanie Sinclair" that looked like Shawn and it was a GIRl.
"whats that on his head" a ponytail ANd its a GIRL OHHHH mannnn
all these funny quotes. and great times.mannnn.
Oh and saturday me candace and amanda went to Desire.
it was alrite i like to dance when im there. but NO1 else does. we went into this room and i hopped onto the window and danced like i was on "e" and it was great..and we saw what im thinkin is "tranny Kareeokeee" lol and it was Funnnyyyyyy and i took pictures.. i dont think "it" LIkeD that (lol "u should take a picture with IT") LOL FUCKK LOL got followed by an "nehh there girlsss" lol miss candace screams and runs LOL LOL ....FUCK wHat a weekend.
movie tonite...maybe maybe not...STUPID SUPER BOWL...Grossss.
wellllllll Comment...LOL dooo it and make it funny and good lol
Mooso out. |
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| if i new u were coming id a baked a cake |
[Feb. 2nd, 2006|09:45 pm] |
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So how good does that look?
Dirty Sanchez Ne1?
Strong enough fer a man Made fer a women..look at those pipes;)
Black and White ne1?
now that is onee hottt wizard....dont ya think..good times.
WEll that sums up my nite last nite.
baked a cake rented a movie (band camp) SUm funny shit and hotttt GUYS wow.
and well ate tha cake. and took sum sexy pics
FER YOUR EYES ONLY
Mooso |
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| Not just One Two. onegavemesicknessLOL |
[Jan. 28th, 2006|11:36 pm] |
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wHat A saturday...LOL i had lotsa LAUGHSS today. wow.
first i went and got the car and got candace and we shopped and ate and went to the Love nest and this girl would not leave us alone. and it made me laugh on the inside cuz i didnt want to be rude..."whats ur size" how big are ur boobs". My response..Um Big LOL good times.sooo i ended up gettin candles and holders lol(by the way i had a gift certificate from tyc dancing in the cat walk whooop)
I was alittle tired. still alittle sick but yea newho.
so we went to St.V and did nothin but go to moxies really it was good cand was a nut and i laughed and laughed ohh U hahaah good times. then we went to Kp cuz i wanted my DVD lol and yea that was that then we went to the casino and waited fer my Mom and "heated" Grandma LOL and laughed at all the old loookin bad dressed ppl walk bye and i laughed sum more..then Gran drove candink home and i went with mother. so i came home me and mom watched red eye then that was over and i was talkin to Lennon on msn and my tele rings its Him i was liek WTF hiiii
and yea we continuted our conversation fer liek an hour. it was great. i no hes with ash soo i dnt care what i say. U no what me and him did. went to the Hot or NOt website and rated boys and girls and we would send the hott ones that i thought were hott to him and I would laugh so i have all these guys and gilrs on my comp lol so ya we did that fer liek an Hour. then he had to go.so me and him talked on msn fer a little longer then he was off. so im sittin here bored and *sigh* my tele rings. it was blocked i answer. im like hello WELL DUH LOL newho. a boy goes Hey..I was liek what theeee i thought it was a maneger from my work ..im like whos this...all muffeled he says mike i was like WHOO
i thought he said liek Dyke er sumthin so i start laughing and thinkin shit what am i goin to say..Newho its MIKE from Desire<3..so we make small talk then hes liek where are u im liek HOME ughh. blahblah..he asks why i tell him i am sick hes goes with what and i go mY throat and HE SAYS OHH U PROB GOT WHAT I HADDD...UGHH LOL..i said it was worth it and we laughed he SOUNDSSSS HOTTTT ON the PHONE..(i no ino candace) newho he then asks me the most fucked up question that i was like wtf.."do u have ne coldsores?" WHAT LMAO.i was like UMM noooo all awkward dO U LOL hes liek yea actually alittle one. after i get over being sick i get one ..i was like oooo EEEK...ohh ME..goood times. so yea he told me HE thinks HE HAD BRONCHITIS..i dont think thats what he had or i had cuzz I would be wayyyyyy sick fer wayyy longer...newho...that was a weird convo and i laughed. and yea. soo good satruday fer not goin to the bar...i guess i laughed lots :) soo yea. now im sittin here tired.
ttyl
TWO.*shakes Head*
Mooso |
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| yes im goin like this to the docters. |
[Jan. 26th, 2006|12:28 pm] |
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kill meee.
wow ... i feel like shittt...
my throat aches more then nething. its never hurt this bad.
now i no how u felt candace i cannot belive u still went out fer new years.
im goin to the docters soon.
my glands are swollen and i cant really swallow and it hurts sooo bad. and i havent eaten nething really since tuesday. i had sum toast yestruday butt wuts that goin to do...wow. im tired. when im sick i have fucked up dreams..all i could dream about last nite was Fillet o' Fish. it was fucked. i cant explain. alrite well.
T3's are my Hero.
Im addicted.
sick as a dawg me |
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[Jan. 23rd, 2006|06:28 pm] |
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| | the tele Tub | ] |
Well ..BEST BAR WEEKEND....Two times in a row...
Friday went to Rum....with alia and Lionel. good times. very good times
then came Desire WOW holy hannah WOW
got there at Midnight. wasnt busy till like 12 30 had one shot and that was it. then sat fer a bit. rite when i walked in i saw like 12313213 ppl i new to it was weird..newho. walked around saw what the place was all about.. saw candaces family alittle weird fer her lol newho we were sittin in this booth thing and we were infromt of these two guys and they kept looking at us and our shoes and it was weird and one was a fooooxx and the other was hott I THINK haahhaa so yea we went out fer a Cig and he was like heyy and i was like hey and hes like come here and then sum nasty asss (ur "box" smells like microwave Tuna) Girl grinds on him so i walk away newho blahblah we end up hangin out with them in this room and this man came in with the HOTTEST GUY in the bar and they start doin coke we were all like :O jaws on tha FLOOR newho that hottt hott guy all of a sudden became gross and ugly. so yeaaa we were at the bar till like 4am. lots happend. danced
had a Group hug with these two men "on the count of FIVE GROUP HUG" and apparently my boobs hold 20 units of heat so yea then we 1 2 3 DIspersed LOL good damn times. so yeaaaa we almost saw a fight ...with liek 5 BIG native chicks we got outta there pretty fast. Danced with the best gay guy ever. RYAN<3 who had brain tumors it was very very sad. and he loved candace's body. then me and candace grinded with this gay little man that bowed down to us and called us GAWDS lol made out with a hott guy SUCH A GOOOD KISSSSER.
got a ride home with the hott guy and the Fox and went to there place and watched Euro Trip and "CornPops" UM EW GROSS.
hung out ther till like 6 30 am then got a ride home. lol and went to bed at like 7 7 30 with an amanda story. n yeaaa ALL IN ALL GOOD BAR WEEKEND.
I love goin to the bar with candace we always have the best stories I BET NO1 will EVEr have the stories we do ahahahahamuahahahahah
newho thats that fer yaa
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Mooso |
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[Jan. 21st, 2006|04:27 pm] |
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| |  Anxious fer Desire. | ] |
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| | saving me....nickel back | ] |
good times at Rum last nite.
Highlights--
That bitch tryin to start shit..NO WAY JOSE.
Seein my cousin Drunkkk hahah
Talking with Joel and Nicole."do u want my cherry" LOL
Me spitting while i talk. ."its ok alia shes just excited",..ohh lionel
me and lionel hangin out.
Ohh Drunk Josh hahahah what a cutie..
Chris Drake ...BEASTMASTER ..love him.
My bar tender and his new hair cut..still dont no about that one.
hangin outside and My eye BURNING wow and joel blowing on it.
me and beanie's gay fight lol
BEST PART..
Lionel puking outta my car in the middle of the street and the cops rite next to us watchin and laughin and sayin atleast i look like the sober one hahaha THEY were hott to....good times.
neways.
three bar nites in a row mannnnn
Thursday...TYc...hahah Christian slater...look alike butt grinding cand.
Friday..RUm^^
SAturday..DESIRE WHOOPWHOOOP
next weekend
Rum and TYC
TYC DRUNKEN>>....goin to get shit faced Maybe a re run of New years aaaaa CAndace whoop
love to all
jes |
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[Jan. 14th, 2006|04:09 pm] |
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| | sissor sisters lauraaa | ] |
Find a guy or girl who calls you beautiful instead of hot.
Who calls you back when you hang up on him.
Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead.
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
Who holds your hand in front of his friends.
Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about
you and how lucky he is to have you.
Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, "...that's her."
Where art thou boi like that^^^^ |
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[Jan. 6th, 2006|11:59 am] |
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hey there ..im in a good mood except fer the fact that i have to work today ..u dont understand how much i hate that place...like ughhh...neways.
had a good week of relaxation and chilling. it was good. yesturday me and candace went shopping. both got new Jeans. then went to the L.C and got sum booze fer Pregaming today ...then ummmm i was like...lets go to TYC fer a bit see whos there and such and such..OH and we didnt get ID'ed fer the booze either ...it made candace happy...haha newho yea so i was like lets go to TYC and shes like finnne so we went and i am starting to really love that place..sry Rum i still love u...butt tyc is wicked... so then me and beans danced to satisfaction WHICH IS THE BEST SONG IN THE WORLD...so yeaa then me and candace walked around did sum butt grabs got HUGGED by Juan hahhahah lol oh i love that Jermain GUy hahahaha...and tonite we are goin to RUM fer candaces first experience being DRUNK there wooot...its not as good as tyc...sry to admit. i dunno. i just love the bar tendeer...newaysss. i can see that i am goin to have a good weekend its already been pretty sweeet... but newho.
Adrian Comes home TODAY IM SOOO EXCITED he has stories fer me and i have fer him ....oohhh PRINCE....all in all this year has beeeen prettty fucking wicked...me and candace= BAr **sTaRs** whooooot...
i hope ur comp works soon
OHH yea and me and candace met up with keeky. and i almost cried FUCK MAN i misss U KEEEKS. lotsa shit has changed *shrugs* </3
BUT yea......email me sumtime keeky...if u read this...call me coffee time....
haahaah good times.
neways see ya around ppl who dont read this ahahaha
love me jesss |
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